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13 Responses to “ Politically Correct Jokes ”

1. # 1   Tyler P. Says:
   April 6th, 2006 at 5:32 pm

   Cool…. Ok…

   “Q: What weapon can you make from the Chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron?”

   “A: KNiFe.”

   Hehehe… A science joke… ok im done.

2. # 2   Tyler P. Says:
   April 7th, 2006 at 11:09 am

   Here’s some great Chuck Norris Funny Facts

   “The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.”

   “Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks arent the best way to kill someone. This has been told to be the wrost mistake anyone has ever made ever.”

    

3. # 3   Mr. Hubert Says:
   April 9th, 2006 at 11:48 am

   What do you do with the dead?……………………

   ans. Barium

   Science Joke, cannot help myself.

4. # 4   Paul M. Says:
   April 10th, 2006 at 7:42 am

   Two hydrogens are walking along a street. The first one says, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!” The second one replies, “Are you sure?” The first one then says, “Yeah, I’m POSITIVE.”

   ha more science.

5. # 5   Jordan Westwell Says:
   April 10th, 2006 at 12:37 pm

   when harry s truman was president he had a major decision to make. either useing the A-Bomb or chuck norris on hirshima. he chose the A-Bomb because it was more humaine.

   

6. # 6   Tyler P. Says:
   April 11th, 2006 at 11:01 am

   haha….I just got that, good one.

7. # 7   Jordan Westwell Says:
   April 11th, 2006 at 12:45 pm

   what does a cannibal call a phone book?

   a menu.

   _______________________________________________________
   that is all folks… talk to you later……
   :p

8. # 8   Mr. Hubert Says:
   April 11th, 2006 at 3:26 pm

   Good job Paul, you know I love a good science joke.

9. # 9   Paul M. Says:
   April 12th, 2006 at 7:45 am

   Teacher: What is the formula for water?
   Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
   Teacher: That’s not what I taught you.
   Student: But you said the formula for water was…H to O.

10. # 10   Tyler P. Says:
    April 12th, 2006 at 12:38 pm

    If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

    If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

    When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

    Hahahahhaa….

11. # 11   Jordan Westwell Says:
    April 13th, 2006 at 9:33 am

    can an unstoppable force move an immovable object?

12. # 12   Paul M. Says:
    April 25th, 2006 at 9:20 am

    I trhink we need a new topic to blog to keep people coming back to your web page Mr. Hubert

13. # 13   Jordan Westwell Says:
    May 15th, 2006 at 9:27 am

    Tyler P. i have an answer to the questiong for the question”if your traveling the speed of light what happens when you turn on the headlights?”
    the answer is that the light from the headlights will move at twice the speed of light.